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2009-04-09T13:21:00.001-07:00

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2009-01-19T03:48:00.000-08:00

Well at least this is pragmatic.

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2009-01-19T03:46:00.001-08:00

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2008-07-22T02:30:00.001-07:00

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2007-12-17T14:08:00.001-08:00

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2007-10-30T09:22:00.001-07:00

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2007-09-23T15:30:00.001-07:00

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2007-07-20T06:44:00.001-07:00

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2007-03-02T16:13:00.001-08:00

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2006-09-21T11:39:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-24T23:23:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-07T09:07:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-06T13:55:00.001-07:00

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2006-05-06T13:55:00.000-07:00

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2006-05-06T13:53:00.001-07:00

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2006-05-06T11:19:00.000-07:00

Jon's discontent continues...

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2006-05-06T11:18:00.000-07:00

Jon didn't seem to appreciate my FYI
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2006-05-06T11:17:00.000-07:00

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Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 08:12:50 -0700
From: "Rob" 
To: "Jon S" <>, "Hunter " <>
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